SCRUBBERS Topless Car Wash THE BEGINNING OF THE ADVENTURES

In The early 90's my slightly over optimistic idea of the new ''Global Warming Phenomenon'' saw me removing my coat, and opening a topless car washing service in the frozen lands of Milton Keynes. Now, wearing a jumper, I'm still waiting for the sun to come out.

SCRUBBERS And The Locals

Services such as ''Quick & Easy'' And ''Full Personal & Stain Removal'' had the locals in uproar. Several years before the Spice Girls, and the advent of Girl Power in the UK, Buckinghamshire wasn't quite ready for SCRUBBERS. Nightly appearances on BBC and ANGLIA NEWS Programs showed residents coming to the boil and SCRUBBERS unrepentant.

ITV's PERSONAL SERVICES

In 2003 ITV ran a 6 week Docu-soap about brothels and massage parlours. Madam Becky's Kittens, are seen here listed in the TV Times. Shown on ITV just after the Full Monty and other blockbusters, Personal Services boasted the highest viewing figures of any late night ITV program. Never repeated in the UK due to it's sensitive nature, the series has been sold to Sky and shown repeatedly all over the world.

CLOSER MAGAZINE

Following ITV's huge sucess of Personal Services I featured in many Natioanal publications and appeared on various chat shows including BBC's This Morning ITV's Trisha, FIVE NEWS, SKY NEWS, FIVE Trisha Goddard etc

WALES ON SUNDAY

Having spent my childhood in Wales, and most of my family still living there, the secret was soon out in the valleys.

MK NEWS Front Page

Life calmed down for a while, and the brothel business ran as smoothly as the police and Albanians with guns allow. I then in all innocence did a photo shoot for a Cancer Research calander, in the then popular style of ''local people coyly removing their clothes for charity'' Oh dear! What a fuss.

L B ON SUNDAY Front Page

MK News and Leighton Buzzard On Sunday put me naked on their front page and it all went bonkers. A thousand papers were delivered, each one with the photo cut from the page. Other parents refused to allow their children to deliver the paper at all, causing members of the public to converge on the newspaper offices to collect a copy and see what the fuss was about. 100's of letters of complaint were received, the most in the publications history.

MK NEWS LETTERS PAGE

Buckinghamshire was in outrage. I was forced to remove my children from school, and my horses from the village where the offending photos were taken.

MK NEWS Letters To The Editor

Some people enjoyed it though, and the image of me on the chair was used by papers across the globe for several days. Copyrights on the image and and sales of the calendar boosted the funds for Cancer Research by thousands. Oh, and business was booming.

NEWS OF THE WORLD

With one of the best headlines ever... The News Of The World and other tabloids joined in and ran the story, and it all got a bit daft.

Making Old Men Happy

We had quite a following I must admit.

THE SUN

The Sun, getting my name wrong. Read This Article On-line Here http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article98060.ece

SUNDAY SPORT

Making things up for effect. Madam Becky

SUNDAY SPORT

Ran a ''Spot THe Madam'' Competition

MK NEWS Front Page

The next scandal ran by the media was my conncetion with Bartercard, a business to business discount scheme. Our massage services were very popular and well used by Bartercard clients. Read The Article On-line Here http://www.mk-news.co.uk/News/Bartercard-businesses-spending-pounds-on-Mk-madams-services.htm